Blue Film; Come on here, let's pretend

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In Nigeria, we have many colours of movies, such as yellow movies, green movies, red movies, and the greatest of them all, blue films.

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This is one particular movie that many people pretend they don't watch, but the genre has a record stream higher than what we see on Netflix and the rest. If everyone doesn't agree that they watch it, how come it has high views? Does it mean that aliens from other planets have access to the platforms of such movies?

Wondering what's blue film? I know you didn't wonder at all because you know it better than I do. In this article, I'm not going to call it its real name because I know you know it and you can't pretend. If you pretend not to know, may God minus 20 years from your age. Amen! Even though you hissed here after reading this, I know your conscience is judging you already because your eyes are fighting to unread when your mind knows the truth already.

As I was saying, some years ago, I can't remember the exact year, I saw in the news that a popular site, "P___nhub (if you are able to decode this, just know that Angels of Heaven have removed your name from people that will make heaven), gave a free one-month premium to its regular users as an appreciation for being a die-hard fan of the site, and the countries with the highest record were Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, India, and so many others.

Although I was not able to confirm this on my own because I don't have an account on this site, and that's because I don't watch Blue Films....I only hear people saying how entertaining it is.
The news got me really wondering; does it mean that these innocent faces I see everywhere in my hood are patronising these sites on a low-key basis?
Does it mean that these innocent people I know on this blockchain are into this? Oh! I wish I could mention names for them to attest to this because I've met a whole lot of pretentious, innocent people... I just want peace.

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Some years back, there was a church brother who preached against this blue film of a thing so much; in fact, anytime he climbs the pulpit, the first thing he will say is how people were damaging their lives watching blue film.

Hold first,
If people who watch blue films are damaging their lives, what about the people who are acting (p___nstars) and producing them? They are already damaged, right?

The guy was so serious, and from the the way he says it, it's obvious that he knows the nooks and crannies therein. According to him, he said he used to do it before when he was in the world.
I didn't agree with him, "he's still into it". I was so confident of this and I decided to make my findings one day.

That fateful day, I begged him to use his phone to snap photos because my phone's camera was bad, which he released to me, and yaaay! I switched on my hacking mode.

I'm not that techy, but I know how to get out deeply hidden files from a phone.
First of all, I entered all his browsers to check the history, and I was surprised to find all of them cleared, which made me curious. Who clears browser history like that if he or she is not hiding anything?

I left there and entered his file sections. I was opening them one after the other, which took me time, but I didn't mind. I was in to find out.

You know how ladies arrange things in the kitchen, where they keep a particular nylon inside a nylon, and this nylon will be kept inside another nylon that was kept inside another nylon... That's method used.

If you're using an Android phone, there's a particular file that's like the way ladies keep nylon in a kitchen; it has up to 20 folders inside it. I knew that file, so I went for it. I kept opening one subfile after another, and after opening 54 of them, I found a series of 'unsupported' files with large quantities (say 250mb per files). First of all, I smiled because I'd found what I was looking for.

Decoding those unsupported files is easy. I'm not going to tell you the simple trick to it, so that you won't go and use it to sort out what will land you in trouble.

I decoded, and the 'unsupported' files turned to MP4. I lowered the phone's volume and played it. Guess what I saw? It was a video of Johnny Sins.

Okay, come on here,
Come and pretend to me that you don't know this name I just mentioned or what I meant by blue film.

I have friends that will banter with me on this. In case you don't see me around to throw the words back, know that I am praying for forgiveness for what I just wrote.

Thanks for reading