The grass is greener

With that in mind, here is a nice little video to watch.

I don't think the title has anything to do with the forthwit' content.

I might be wrong.

It does seem to me that it is rather hard to figure out how to get my lawn green like Daves. Although Dave is thick, an asshole and more than likely a criminal given my knowledge. This knowledge was obviously acquired over at least 10 "Wad'ups" at the gate on trash day.

Quality information.

I gather Dave must be using some illegal form of fertilizer or is very lucky.

Since I am a law-abiding citizen, both those are the same thing.

I have said before that I consider myself slower than others but as time goes on I realise that although I may be slow the correct translation would be I am far less driven, less of a go-getter and more of a "Can it bite me?" if yes then "Get that out of here you lunatic."

If not, then "Can it for argument's sake fart gold while doing a pirouette?"

"No, it is a cow. You would have to milk it."

"Sounds like work but more importantly rather boring."

"You sell the milk for gold, so it is less fart and more squirt. Altogether a better-smelling trade."

"It does not in fact pirouette though. Get out you lunatic."

I recently made a new twitter account so I can swear at people more anon. Specifically our president and other politicians... Well ALL of them.

The problem is I made the name too cool so now I want to rather keep it as a project account.

I have also given up on having another account because it really is rather a hassle. Felt cool running my VPN and making anon emails and stuff but frankly I can't be arsed with the whole having to seduce people part.

I don't know how James does it though. I think being so sauve is the most tiring thing ever.

Anyway as I have now very clearly explained, the grass may be greener in others' lives. That however does not matter because it is not mine and although I may not rush at every opportunity or recognize the best ways to get ahead. I do think I follow a simple formula which is to say I start with what I know and I trust I will know more tomorrow.