Retarded Race

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Yep, I am back with another review from yet another turd Netflix suggested me

This time it's a 2008 action/racing/ film starring Jason Statham, Ian Mcshane and a hot chick with boobies.

Anyways, the plot of the film is just super retarded and that's all I could thing from start to finish. Honestly, I doubt there's much more that could be done to make the movie better.

After all, regardless of how much you polish a turd..it's still a turd. Statham does his best in the same role he has been playing since forever. Mcshane is decent. The hot chick with boobs is hot. And she has boobs. The special effects are good enough and the action is good.

And a turd is still a turd.

A dumb, forgettable film. I'll give it a would bang the chick / 10.

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I have watched transporter movies. They were alright, this one I might watch it !

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Why anybody decided that this movie was going to be worth even making I have no clue...

However this is definitely one of those movies that I could Skip and not even remember not watching.

Pretty difficult finding decent movies these days.

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I have always love Jason Statham movies and would definitely give this a watch as well.

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action/racing/ + chick with boobies.

Sounds not that bad.

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The worst part is... there are sequels.. they didn't stink it up enough the first time.. there's at least two more..

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it doesnt look good. i can recommend Rise of the Footsoldier trilogy

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I don't doubt your analysis for a second... but if I may offer a spot of friendly advice: you should be more honest. Tell us how you really feel. !LOL

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would bang the chick / 10.

I'm more of a blonde type of guy but I wouldn't say no to the opportunity :P

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Death Race to me seemed like an intentional pisstake on action films the same way that the Expendables takes action to a truly ludicrous level. Death Race is really really bad but that is part of what makes it entertaining at least to me.

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