🤡April Fools🤣 + How PIMP Tokens Work & Some Sexy Ass Silver Porn!😍
Today is my birthday! So if you see this post, do your part in helping it reach beyond $1000! That would be absolutely amazing. I mean, I see comments and other things hitting $1500, so why not? I would feel so loved!
So, I've been asked multiple times about how PIMP works and the 'top 50' and how delegations tie into it and looking back through posts, I haven't made it clear on all the things involved with how we operate. I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn, to join us in the Castle and find The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 9 am CST and can answer any questions you may have.
Ways To Acquire PIMP
- Post on Pimp Media
- Use the tags: #pimp (and hope a P.I.M.P. sees it)
- Buy it on Hive-Engine or Tribaldex
- Add liquidity to the @psyberx LVL or @thgaming pools on Tribaldex or Bee Swap
- Be in a Discord server that has @inertia's @banjo when I'm feeling slappy
- A P.I.M.P. uses our tipping mechanism on your post or comment
- Hope someone just randomly sends you some
if you already have PIMP and want more -
- All of the above
- Delegate HP to @tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (size based on percentage of HP donated)
- Use the PIMP slapper on a post or comment (must have 1000 PIMP staked)
- Delegate PIMP to the @oneup-cartel's PIMP curator account
- Curate other PIMPs
PIMP Slapper?
Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
Current Tokens PIMP distributes:
- #ALIVE
#APE
#ARCHON
#BEATCZ
#BEE
#CCC
#CENT
#CINE
#COM
#CTP
#DEC
#DEGEN
#DHEDGE
#ENTRY
#FOODIE
#GAMER
#HUSTLER
#LEO
#LIST
#LOTUS
#MEME
#NEOXAG
#NFTM
#ONEUP
#PAL
#POB
#SIM
#SPACO
#SPS
#SPT
#STEM
#UTOPIS
#VIBES
#VOUCHER
#WAIV
#WEED
Current Tokens on our (purposeful) HODL List:
The Fuck Does That Mean?
All the tokens on the first list, are ones we share every day with people that have the balls to stake our token. The distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (just reached 56 yesterday). That's because early adopters like @nathanmars and @biglove (appreciate that immensely by the way you two) have been staking them since it was created. They have a much higher percentage in the total amount of staked PIMP than even myself! Gift of the HODL. As more people acquire and stake PIMP, and our distribution center continues its pursuit of domination, it will continue to spread the wealth on to deeper levels.
DOMINATION
The purpose of a PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to DOMINATE. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
Some Sexy Ass Silver Porn
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@thesilverpimp has officially arrived! Picked these up off of eBay for probably more than I should have, but the novelty? Just couldn't say no. These next few shots are birthday presents to myself. Because I can. Because I wanted to. Because, well, maybe it would make more sense like this:
Got me droolin ain't tryna fool ya
Silver D will have to straight school ya
Got #stackitus from The Damus
Shit was like 'BOOYAH!'
Now I never look back
Just adding more sexy to the stak
Keep those ass and titties comin'
@thecryptopimp like it like that
Seriously
I fucking love that shine
She make my dick hard
Then I gotsta make her mine
Keep fidgeting
Like all the goddam time
Til my nurse Raven
Explains I'm gonna be just fine
So I continue to caress em
Knowing I'm blameless
Saffi with the PIMP hand
Gonna make us famous
Got my tooth speaking truths
Fat shiny staks are shameless
Hellz ya mowfukkaz
We Finney go back to Vegas
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So ya, happy birthday to me! I hope you understand what I'm trying to accomplish with PIMP. I also hope you got your rocks off with that last installment of #silverporn! Juicy, ain't it? While you all start working on making your PIMP hands strong, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, even while savoring a little pussy.
In Cooperation With:
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VAULT by @hiveupme team | WINEX by @roger.remix | TANgent by @theguruasia | CAV by the Veterans |
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Official Witness Representing:
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@thealliance Family | The PIMP District | #silvergoldstackers | Psyber X (LVL 1) |
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because I can
So Can WE
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Nice post!
!1UP
Thank you!
You have received a 1UP from @kwskicky!
@cine-curator, @bee-curator, @stem-curator, @pimp-curator, @thg-curator
And they will bring !PIZZA 🍕
Learn more about our delegation service to earn daily rewards. Join the family on Discord.
Happy birthday, also I haven't used the pimp tag but I'll be sure to from here on. I've gained a few hundred from the LP I'm in.
!PIZZA
Rock on man, you in the LVL or THGAMING or both? They both have some unique rewards.
Yeah I'm in both of them! I actually learned about the pools because of THgaming
Good people over there. They are trying hard to get some interesting things going with the NFTs and I am anticipating their whitepaper.
Yeah they're great, been following their journey since joining the LP, looking forward to it too. Also, thanks for the PIMP!
!pimp
You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @killerwot.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
You can still slap 1/3 more people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
!pimp
PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
@jacobtothe(2/5) tipped @wine.bot (x1)
killerwot tipped enginewitty (x1)
You can now send $PIZZA tips in Discord via tip.cc!
Happy birthday, my dear friend!
I wish you lots of good things to happen to you and may you always be very happy. You are one of the best and most humane builders of life and the blockchain. Proud to belong to your family, our family and that you lead and shelter it so well. A super big hug and of course, my love. Happy birthday, my dear Witty. I love you a lot.❤️🥰✨💓
Thank you Mary! Got me all choked up over here.
First off HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY brother.🍹🥃🍺🍻
I’ve been busy as fuck bro. Haven’t been checking things much, but I know you got it running smooth.
Dam that’s some awesome shiny brother. Love all of them.
Sending you a Long Island ice tea extra sour bro.👍
Hellz ya my dude! Thanks man. You get that thing I sent ya?
Not yet. Maybe tomorrow
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @silverd510.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
You can still slap 2/3 more people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Can I at least offer you a !BEER?
Sorry, out of BEER, please retry later...
Maybe some !WINE 😁
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You Earned 0.100 WINEX As Curation Reward.
You Utilized 1/2 Successful Calls.
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Looks like I am out of $BEER for today. It may be 5:00 somewhere, but not here yet! I still have !PIZZA though.
pimpin ain't easy
Happy Birthday, @enginewitty!
Well thank you sweets! 🤗
!LUV
@silversaver888(2/5) gave you LUV.
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happy birthday, so i can earn this token from delegating as well?
Think it's @pimp-curator, you have to check with @dynamicrypto or @flauwy or somebody affiliated with @curation-cartel though.
That is correct. !1UP
yes delegate to @pimp-curator for 95% of the curation payed back in daily automated payments
did 700 hp delegation
outstanding!
So i should start getting daily payouts soon
You sure have a style of Stacking @enginewitty 🎂
I better get more PIMP.
If people understood (like I know you do) they would be too 😎
Happy Birthday to my FAVORITE PIMP!
Thanks Blue! 🤗
Happy BDAY!!!
been trying to earn more PIMP with my posts and curation.
I did not know about not recieving rewards when I delegated though. Gonna have to pull some back.
Learn something new every day!
Happy B day bro!!
Which type of logic is this? xD
PIMP logic. 😁
Happy birthday, man! Just keep doing what you're doing! You're going to do great!
!WINE
!gif pimp
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Via Tenor
Rock on, thank man!
!WINE
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You sure have your way with words and knows how to make ANYTHING sounds sexy 🥰 lol
Again HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🥂❤️
I hope you had a Great Birthday and this post made me all 😍😍😜 omg
So much sexy shiny in one post.
You sure deserve it all my friend.
Thank you for being YOU 🙏
And for being such a beautiful leader and inspiration for us all.
You are amazing and do more than most are aware off, and to me you are a true hero ❤️
Said it before but it is so True.
Love you Bunches 😘💋
You're fucking awesome Sass! You have helped me refine and hone my stakkin' to a 'T'! T stands for 'titties'. Bwahahahaaa!
Hope you had a happy-assed birthday, m'man! I'm quite jealous; I have boys with birthdays of April 2 (today) and April 4 (Monday). I have been thwarted twice with an April Fools baby!
But at least now I have you. 😂
!PIMP
You must be killin' it out here!
@wwwiebe just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
You can still slap 1/2 more people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Aww, aren't you a sweetheart. 😝
Happy birthday chief... wishing you many more years :-)
Thanks bro!
Happy happy birthday Dude VonDude!
Keep on pimpin’ bro — we got some more dice to throw!
…flips out Franklins like a blackjack dealer
On a hot streak he’s cool like a Pittsburgh Steeler
🤘🤩🤘
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Ha ha! Thanks my dude!
!pimp
You must be killin' it out here!
@enginewitty just slapped you with 5.000 PIMP, @thedamus.
You earned 5.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
You can still slap 2/3 more people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
Did a 700hp delegation to pimp curator
Quite the rapster birthday boy hahaha ... you rock on... did you miss out on a Grammy nod this year? looks like you are always up for a laugh and some fun! Some mean silver you picked up there... 🔥🔥🔥 how on earth do you find that stuff??? 😂😂😂 You like a magnet lol. Anyway, hope you had a good one. have a fab week. Happy birthday 🤩
Ya, they always overlook the hiphop crew for some reason. Almost made it when Lauren Hill and Outkast got artists of the year several years back but - they were more of a crossover and not true hiphop. One of these days tho!
Just had to look them out lol... not very familiar with the artists in that music genre. Yeah the wheel turns... there is a time and space for all things.
Happy Birthday !pimp
You must be killin' it out here!
@davedickeyyall just slapped you with 1.000 PIMP, @enginewitty.
You earned 1.000 PIMP for the strong hand.
You can still slap 1/1 more people today.
Read about some PIMP Shit or Look for the PIMP District
So when do i start earning from the delegation?
I don't know how the pimp-curator thingy works, that's the oneup peoples. It may be a week after they get payouts that involved your delegation?
Is there a way to see the top highest staked PIMP Hodlers?
Can toggle any of the categories here. The one that matters most is 'STAKE'.
https://he.dtools.dev/richlist/PIMP
Happy belated birthday and no you don't know me but I fucking like your style, so I guess you might be seeing more of me. Hope you had a pimped out day and lots of pusay.
Happy belated birthday my man!!!
PIMP slap baaaahahahaha
nice silver!!
Hey, happy belated birthday.... but I had a question for you. I'm the owner of !LOLZ and we have added PIMP to our LOLZ Curation and Defi. But for some reason the curation rewards are not being claimed. Is there a minimum amount of PIMP you need to earn to claim, or have you by chance blacklisted @lolz.pimp?
lolztoken.com
The man wears an entire suit, the dog just pants.
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@enginewitty, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @captaincryptic
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)